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skelezor:

TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS. 

B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S

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theslinkylizard:

Lizard bed is now heated for maximum lizard snoozes!

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maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

I am pleased.

I LOVE TEHTIS TYPE O F  CORN IM GOING FUCJ TO IT

maximumbuttitude:

stunningpicture:

I am pleased.

I LOVE TEHTIS TYPE O F  CORN IM GOING FUCJ TO IT

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underplay:

"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."

Reblog every time.

i will ALWAYS reblog this. I feel powerful just reading this photoset lol 

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serge4ntb4rnes:

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

Pop tarts! 

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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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